Monday, 13 August 2012

Labor In Need of Divine Intervention


The new revised edition of The Labor Voter’s Prayer book is finally here. This handy pocket edition comes tastefully bound with a red and green cover. It is a must for any serious Labor supporter, backbencher or even cabinet minister in 2012. The Labor Voter’s Prayer book includes all the old favourites like Solidarity Forever, Moving Forward and many more. Below is one of the new prayers that have been included in the 2012 edition.


The PM’s Prayer

Our PM in Canberra,
Hallowed be your name,
Your re-election come,
Your will be done,
On earth as in Utopia.
Give us today our daily boats.
Forgive us our national debt,
As we forgive those in debt to us.
Lead us not into the polling booth,
But deliver us from Abbott.
For the Education system,
The Unions and the ABC are yours.
Now and forever.
Amen


Written by Nathaniel Mikhaiel, with apologies to the New Testament writers.


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